Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash: scantily clad, buxom females that look like young teens with disproportionately large breasts. So these sexualized aberrations of femininity are down at the beach and armed with water guns (as you do). I watched this and had no idea what the hell I was looking at. It is utterly insane.
Can you imagine the development rooms, Guys hunched over keyboards, hour upon hour working on lines of code, tweaking the boob bounce algorithm, smoothing textures and the rest. And what kind of real world source material did they use for the modelling?
We all know pixar and Disney spend months and resources researching and observing animals in their natural environments, talking to experts – all just to get the movements and behaviour just right, I just can’t get my head round what the guys behind Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash were looking into and working around.
Anyway, here’s the madness.